A simple truth

Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bull shit on the walls...

A Holiday Message

As I pissed and missed I read about the guy who beat his meat on a cold and windy day. I wondered what would inspire this gent to whack his willy to his content and then write about it. He said and I quote "I whack away just to say Merry Christmas everyone and to all a Happy New Year". Who was this willy whacker anyway? Was it Santa Claus?

The webmaster

Here I sit, a quarter too,Draining out a stinky poo,Beat my meat when I was done,Don’t look now, you’re sitting in cum.

Anonymous poet

To the dismay of all concerned,The shit house poet has returned,Here I sit upon this seat,My favorite place to beat my meat,If I cum all over the place,Imagine the look on the janitor’s face,Writing on the wall may just be mean,But I’m not the one who cleans this latrine.

Anonymous poet

I leave this building,Underwear omitted,Cause when I went to fart,I drizzly shitted.