Here I sit, a quarter too,Draining out a stinky poo,Beat my meat when I was done,Don’t look now, you’re sitting in cum.

Anonymous poet

To the dismay of all concerned,The shit house poet has returned,Here I sit upon this seat,My favorite place to beat my meat,If I cum all over the place,Imagine the look on the janitor’s face,Writing on the wall may just be mean,But I’m not the one who cleans this latrine.

Anonymous poet

I leave this building,Underwear omitted,Cause when I went to fart,I drizzly shitted.